I’m at the zoo and a mad yak jumps the fence and bites me….

Things Legislators Say - Quote of the Day

If I'm at the zoo and a mad yak jumps the fence and bites me, what does this bill do?"


Rep. Mike Kernell, D-Memphis, questioning Rep. Vance Dennis, R-Savannah, on SB339, which grants limited immunity from lawsuits for "bovine activities." Dennis initially said he doubted that a yak was a bovine, though House Democratic Leader Mike Turner said that yaks are bovines."

Humphrey on the Hill


to paraphrase the Pythons, “Yak bites can be quite nasty you know”….  and although the jumping of the fence is quite possible, a yak’s bite is definitely not as bad as its grunt.  Its horn on the other hand…

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